July 13

Greasy hair retarded ginger.

Anyone born on July 13 is a greasy ginger.

by Jacob1235332 October 13, 2021

July 22nd

July 22nd is the 203rd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. July 22nd is also known as "National Ignore Ligman Day" 162 days remain until the end of the year on this date.

Riley: Hey did you know it's July 22nd?!
Kyle: No I didn't! What's the significance of today?
Riley: Just ignore Ligman!
Ligman: Hey guys let's play some minecraft!!
Riley:
Kyle:
Ligman: Okay guess not!

by Mister Jamie July 22, 2023

Julie

To clumsily bumble, fumble or spill something.

To generally make a clumsy mistake.

I just julied my tray of shots over someone..

Pulling/ doing a julie

by Daywalken November 19, 2023

Julie Moonlight

A girl who is in too many fandoms and hates mATheMATiCs.

Julie Moonlight is a potato, jk.

by Julie Moonlight December 11, 2021

July 32

Non-existent and 0% of it ever happening

Homie: so our dates on July 32nd
Thottie:sure :)
Thottie: august the 1st* oh???

by Umzyx_m July 15, 2023

July 10th

National Slay Day. It's the day where everyone can slay, kids and adults alike!

"Hey did you know it's July 10th?"
"No I did not 🤯🤯🤯🤯"
"You wanna go slay with me!??!"
"YASS!!!!!"

by Glumpy2 August 2, 2022

July 25th

On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.

A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?

B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!

by Försich Förmer CEO October 16, 2019