july 2nd

national goon on facetime day

me: hop on call and flick that bean for me
emily: what????
me: its july 2nd remember
emily: *starts going nuts on her vaginer*
me: *starts going nuts on my peener*

by ploorpypoo June 23, 2025

The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.

“Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”

by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025

July 16th

National destroy a shoplifting detector day

Person 1: Dude, they have shoplifting detectors
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?

Rip shoplifting detector 07/16

by DuckBackscratcher October 1, 2023

Julie

If your name is Julie you are probably one of the most sweetest people in the world! Now you definitely had a bit of a firey side ,but you are very loyal!

Me: Hey my sexy bsf
(My bsf) Julie: HELLOO BEAUTIFUL

by NAMETELLER(GIVE ME NAMES) January 18, 2022

july 27th

the day epic cosplayers were born

your birthday is july 27th? well then you are an epic cosplayer!

by Amaria2077 August 10, 2020

July 10

National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day! 🥵

Aww thanks for the kiss by why.
It’s July 10th National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day!
Ohhh

by Justinisgoofy April 11, 2023

July 12

July 12 is the day Natalia was born so go say happy birthday to that turnt up bitch

bsf: it’s july 12
me: ya my birthday

bsf: LETS TURN TF UPPP
me: YESSS

by natalia😏 March 8, 2021