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pullin your johnson

the act of pulling on someone's penis (preferably male) as the aftermath of a joke.
Wyatt: "Ahh, I am just pullin your johnson."
Bob: "HAHAHAH."
by bigbeanman72 February 27, 2024
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Aaron Taylor Johnson

“Idk if we should eat this steak guys it’s pretty Young Aaron Taylor Johnson

“Yeah you’re right it is pretty raw let’s call the waiter back”
by Tori8su April 10, 2022
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Caleb Johnson

Caleb Johnson is such a good and bad person at the same time. Caleb Johnson can warm your heart but at can also break it. Caleb is the definition of a Glenn. He is truly what a Glenn is meant to be. A pussy magnet, but only for a short amount of time. He is always laughing and saying stupid shit. Caleb Johnson will sometimes not mean what he says and it can go a long way because you thought you trusted him. Make sure to confront him if this happens because he doesn’t want to hurt anybody.

Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.

He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
“Caleb Johnson is so hot, but can I trust him?”
“Yes, but don’t let what he says get to you.”
by MiloBasscoming4urASS July 19, 2022
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mikiah johnson

hse ‘23

amos: mikiah_jean
omg mikiah johnson is so cool i’m gonna follow her
by that’s what’s up April 24, 2021
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talen johnson

The best friend ever. He will always be by his best friends side in hard times. He has been bullied but is so strong and can fight through it because he is a warrior. A Talen is very nice and easy to talk to. Everyone secretly wants to be his friend. When he is bullied they are just jealous of him.
He is so nice he must be a Talen johnson.
by Madakenn July 25, 2016
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Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.
by Freeoakley February 10, 2017
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Johnson Davidson

Johnson Davidson is a simple Amish man. He loves his sisters (a bit too much) and would do anything for them. As an Amish man, Johnson Davidson loves building barns
Have you see that Amish man Johnson Davidson?
by Diaper sniper December 18, 2020
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