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Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
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Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
by JT slay November 10, 2022
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Jerk

The nickname of a dude who dips across the country and doesnt come back
Yea I heard he/she pulled a jerk I still havent heard from he/she
by FelipeThePig November 10, 2022
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jerk corn

"Cedella-lets get some jerk corn"
"Damerae - Okay!"
by 7thgrade November 12, 2022
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Work Jerk

Being unable to do so at home, Bob did a work jerk.
by Mike McCafferty May 18, 2022
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Jerk

That jerk is one Anthony
by anonymous May 26, 2022
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Jerk Circle

A group of at least 5 people jerking off in a circle with a female in the middle laying down.
Yo bro! Wanna make a Jerk Circle with us?
by SillyJilly44 June 4, 2022
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