Chump jump

When someone jumps from one fuck boy to another fuck boy

"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"

by emmileejoe September 18, 2017

Seat Jump

When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.

*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*

by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011

Minnesota Jump Rope

The practice of two men pouring heat wax over eachothers foreskins and jumping to rip the foreskin off, this is an alternative way to quote "get circumcised"

Dude one: Bro have you heard Kyle and Shane did the Minnesota Jump Rope together?

Dude two: Crazy work.

by FSJK August 21, 2025

jump-rope bitch

Someone who jumps somebody else's rope

"Yo Gordon is a jump-rope bitch."

by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022

jump forcer

a person who is good at jumping ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and tries to force a jump failer to go off a ramp.

cody: come on dude i dont care if your a jump failer just jump it
john: no stop being a fucking jump forcer.

by makutassead November 8, 2009

Take The Jump

when someones says 'Take the jump' it means taking the jump off somewhere high, so it would result in suicidal death.

mike: "just take the jump sarah!"
sarah cries as she hops off the cliff and dies

by heartsformyself August 11, 2024

Ski jump

When you get in the Roman war helmet position and fire a load of ejaculate off the bridge of her nose and the load jumps off the tip of her nose.

She hung her head over the bed and then i ski jumped a load…

by Mik3Leo November 10, 2021