Italian Coke

Italian Coke: Lined up Parmesan Cheese made to look like Cocaine.

I got my ass kicked by rich hippies for selling them this amazing new drug known as Italian Coke.....turns out, it's just finely grated Parmesan Cheese.

by CreamyFartz January 14, 2023

Italians

Southern Europeans who talk with their hands and tend too have brown hair and eyes/ white skin sometimes tanned. Some of them can be blond like Georgia Meloni (current president of Italy) or Ciro immobile (striker on Italy's soccer team plays for Lazio.) Stupid North Americans believe Italians must look one way but their wrong. Also these people make fantastic food art, cars, wine and many other quality products. including cheese's, meats and pizza. Sometimes Italians get a bad rap due too Italy's corruption, mafia gangsters or fascism in ww2. Also beautiful country in Mediterranean and friendly people.

My neighbors are Italians. Oh maybe he will invite me over for espresso or dinner.

by A700 February 2, 2023

Italian Fisting

When you use five fingers while pleasing a woman and exclaim "mama mia!".

Dude, I was totally Italian Fisting her last night!

by pg69 February 11, 2023

italophile

Someone who's obsessed with, and attracted to Italy and it's people

Girl 1: That Italian guy is hot
Girl 2: Ikr. He makes me such an italophile

by CinnamonToastYourMom February 19, 2023

italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red

My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes

by italian~ice March 1, 2023

Italian rage cage

When you and a group of friends pass a bunch of espresso around the table and everyone takes a shot. Typically performed prior to cramming for an assignment or project late at night

"If we're gonna get this done before tomorrow we gotta do an Italian rage cage first, I'm fading fast"

by BagelsMan March 13, 2023

Italian Loafers

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body

Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.

by HyperIntake13 April 5, 2023