on the first day of christmas,
my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023
A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019
A holiday celebrated on the 23'rd of December, created by niche Internet microcelebrity Bumbles McFumbles. It was made from the absolute hatred towards The Polar Express on the Nintendo GameCube. Its mascot is Balan from Balan Wonderworld, and its traditional food item is doughnuts
Person 1: I can't believe it! It's Turbo Christmas! Time to play Balan Wonderworld and eat doughnuts!
Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.
Person 2: dude what the fuck are you talking about.
by Luna253 December 30, 2023
A friendly competition where two people insert the straight end of a candy cane into their rectums. They proceed to hook the canes together, clinch their sphincters, and play tug-o-war. The loser of the game has to eat the candy cane. Can be used in a bracket style championship at large get togethers.
Tim-“The office party turned into a whole bunch of Christmas Wishbone games last night”
Josh-“Oh, man!”
Tim-“Becky from accounting got a whole load of poo.”
Josh-“Oh, man!”
Tim-“Becky from accounting got a whole load of poo.”
by TheSpleenlessPenis December 22, 2017
The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.
Related: The Christmas Bitch
Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.
by llamasaylol December 17, 2016
Rushing something (usually a video game) in order to release it in time to coincide with a special date (usually Christmas or an anniversary).
The opposite of Development Hell, which is when a game takes forever to be released.
The opposite of Development Hell, which is when a game takes forever to be released.
Christmas Rushing is generally a bad thing.
ET (Atari), Sonic 2006, and Action 52 are all examples of games that were Christmas Rushed. Today, they are considered some of the worst video games of all time.
Action 52 is considered the worst example of a rushed game because there really wasn't a reason for it to be rushed. The developer just demanded that the game be made in three months (even THREE YEARS would have been tight), and...well, yes.
However, Christmas Rushing doesn't always end poorly. For example, did you know that Sonic The Hedgehog 3 was rushed? Considering how amazing the game is, you probably couldn't tell by looking.
ET (Atari), Sonic 2006, and Action 52 are all examples of games that were Christmas Rushed. Today, they are considered some of the worst video games of all time.
Action 52 is considered the worst example of a rushed game because there really wasn't a reason for it to be rushed. The developer just demanded that the game be made in three months (even THREE YEARS would have been tight), and...well, yes.
However, Christmas Rushing doesn't always end poorly. For example, did you know that Sonic The Hedgehog 3 was rushed? Considering how amazing the game is, you probably couldn't tell by looking.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 31, 2022
by TheOneTrueGinger December 30, 2018