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Rice Cooking

When you make a huge dildo out of your solidified semen and then stick it into any hole of your dead and burning enemy.
Alright Mikey, its been 3 goddamn months and you don't got our fuckin money! Looks like I gotta do some rice cooking up your brand new pussy!
by weeneepeepoo December 4, 2019
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Rectal Rice

When maggots are crawling around in the rectum, typically on rotting corpses
I once saw a homeless guy with rectal rice. Nastiest shit I've ever seen
by JustASpy November 28, 2023
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Janky rice rocket

Any inferior or crap car or motor cycle that has been tricked up to look good. Janky is for the Crapness and inferiority of the vehicle and rice rocket refers to how it is tricked up to look flash and (japanesey)
Hugh: Yo Ted, Check out Mcfarlane's car it looks pretty ruthless.
Teddy: Na man that thing is just a Janky Rice Rocket i wouldnt touch it with a 50 foot pole.
by not Janky June 9, 2011
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Rice college

Rice college is a place where dreams go to die.
by O.1 December 28, 2021
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Wiggle rice

The spoiled food was full of wiggle rice.
by Jrbear August 26, 2022
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Rice Party

A Rice Party is the act of being involved in a sexual act with multiple Asian men. The rice part refers to the average small size of Asian men's penises. While a Rice Party may not make a woman climax, she may very much enjoy their rice milk as it has hints of soy sauce and sesame oil.
Woman 1: When I went to Japan I had a Rice Party. It wasn't as satisfying as I thought though.

Woman 2: after my Rice Party I got pregnant and that's how I had my kid, Nejiro. He's only 4 but does my taxes and is in Oxford.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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mentai rice

Mentai Rice is a food that is currently a trend in Malaysia. Mentai rice is inspired by Sushi with a modified serving using a bowl or foil cup (for take away) and of course with a larger portion.
Mentai rice is a most delicious food i have ever eat.
by @onebitez_ November 23, 2022
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