everything can kill you

Everything can kill you, Even paper! EVEN AIR! doesn't matter what it is
If used correctly, You get killed.

Alex: Did you know that everything can kill you? Just think for a moment on how many stuff can kill you.
Max: Sheeeeeesh man, I know right!

by nonexistentturtle August 4, 2021

I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

Can we ban this guy?

when someone says something so cringe they should be banned from the server

paul : i like femboys
panic : Can we ban this guy?
wifi : but he likes me...

by morbinmogus March 24, 2022

i can move water

a way for someone to say im going to drown myself

“Want to see me move water?”
“I can move water, you want to see?”

by chachamami January 23, 2022

you can rock em

You wear it well

You would look good with Oakley sunglasses. You can rock em

by Jimmyshu March 5, 2014

Watching Trash Cans Dry

It's like watching paint dry, but smells like ass usually. Also beware of abbundance of free time.

Boss: What did you get done?
Worker: It was like watching trash cans dry?
Boss: What?
Worker: You know what I mean.
Boss: They are still wet though.
Worker: Exactly that's why I've been smoking for the last 5 hours I don't know why they take so long.

by Tyranid5 August 17, 2011

can you break it down

explain something , especially by dividing it into parts

That chart looks a little complicated. Can you break it down for me?

by TtㅅㅆㄷㄱㄷㄴTTeresa Oh March 23, 2017