Make bed cough

Have a very hard sex and making loud noises

We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!

by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019

Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021

in bed with a bad bitch rn

secret code to say “i was molested by my uncle when i was 12 and i pull no bitches”

:wyd?

: in bed with a bad bitch rn

by mynameisbrianTR March 30, 2022

Terrible in bed

When your partner does not know how to have sex.

Her ex-boyfriend was terrible in bed.

by Emo_Girl_98 November 24, 2021

Bed flirting

If your bed looks at you for too long and you look back at it.

I’ve been doing my homework for three hours straight, I’m tired and my bed is flirting with me.

Bed flirting is more real than most people’s relationships.

by Justin Chin Lee November 8, 2025

ded in the bed

when youre absolutly so shook there is no other way to discribe youre emotions

girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed

by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018

Bed Boogie

The engaging in sexual intercourse beneath the sheets. Bonus points if you’re playing disco while it happens!!

Hey there pretty lady, wanna get out of here and do the bed boogie?

by TheHorrificDr.Belle August 3, 2023