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Human shotipede

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.
Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.
by Sickjames March 5, 2017
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a human ick

who is a human ick?
lelli kelli.
by sksodoejsnif February 20, 2022
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Human Snailing

The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.
Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.
by urethraworms September 1, 2024
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humans

Beings who slowly kill the planet. Some do the best not to, even though it is inevitable. Only humans can read this. So, are you, sadly, a human?
Person 1- Are you guys humans?
Persons 2- Of course, pfft!
by 미겔 December 11, 2022
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Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.
"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."
by acid)eater May 6, 2024
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humaning

the that human is humaning another human
by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 6, 2022
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