Verb:
1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.
2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.
2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.
"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
by J.Demosa March 29, 2017
Get the beat the third horsemug. by Tyler_Buddha20 November 17, 2015
Get the eat horse shitmug. This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.
"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."
"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."
"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."
by FondantTerrible July 24, 2020
Get the Coating the Penny Horsemug. Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).
by Stormplum June 22, 2021
Get the Riding the tiny horsemug. by GoldInSilver March 16, 2017
Get the Chicago Horse Radishmug. a sexual fetish in which someone inserts the handle of a whip in their anus, and deep throats a long cylindrical slab of pineapple. At this point, the "horse" attempts to inflict pleasurable pain upon their partner or partners while wildly thrashing around.
Co-worker: what happened last weekend, your face looks like a mess?
Me: my wife is surprisingly nimble in performing the hawaiian horse tail.
Me: my wife is surprisingly nimble in performing the hawaiian horse tail.
by JDMLOWLIFE October 10, 2018
Get the hawaiian horse tailmug. It means to get real, and be yourself. If you feel like your friend or loved one is putting on an act, you can tell them; no horse steroids required.
Todd: “Are you feeling ok?”
Stephanie: “Yeah, I’m fine”
Todd: “Stephanie, there’s no horse steroids required here”
Stephanie: “Ok, I’m sad that Roger broke up with me”
Stephanie: “Yeah, I’m fine”
Todd: “Stephanie, there’s no horse steroids required here”
Stephanie: “Ok, I’m sad that Roger broke up with me”
by K.C. Lime September 2, 2021
Get the No Horse Steroids Requiredmug.