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hipsterisque

Noun: A portmanteau combining "Hipster" and "Risque".
1. A whorish hipsters
2. Hipster erotica.
Examples of "Hipsterisque"
1.a "I wear this tight hoodie to accentuate my cleavage"
1.b "I wear this tight pants so the ladies know how small my penis is!"
2.a "I removed her pink fishnets as we listened to Clap Your Hands Say Yeah"
2.b "Twelve PBRs later, we were on his couch undressing."
Usage examples:
1. "I was going to go to the show, but there were too many hipsterisques."
2. "Sometimes, it's nice to just drink a PBR, unwind, and read some hipsterisque when you're alone."
by Peggah December 9, 2008
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hipstercrit

A person who when called a hipster, denies the plain facts.
Person 1: Neon orange goggles? But you're not an aviator, or a raver.
Person 2: No guys, they're clever and ironic.
Person 3: You're such a hipster.
Person 2: Noooo guys. I'm funny!
Person 1: You hipstercrit.
by phonecrispy September 2, 2010
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hipsterxcore

A person who dresses very hipster but tends to stay at the hardcore/deathcore side of the musical spectrum.
Marissa: You're a hipster

Brian: But I'm hardcore at heart

Marissa: You're hipsterxcore!
by fuckyouimmarissa June 6, 2011
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hipsterus luizaurus

One that has reached a middle ground between the new hipster aesthetics and a more classical cultural background.Although hipsterus luizaurus's interests rather dwell in the corners of popular culture they may vary from quasi intellectual icons,like Woody Allen,to the more obscure cultural endeavors like B-Sides of a The National album.The wide range of discussion subjects that the hipsterus luizaurus can handle without to much effort can seem like a know-it-all attitude but more often than not it's just an attempt to overcome a innate shyness and can projects a rather clumsy coolness.
After talking to that girl in the vintage store about the new Jack White album i think she's a hipsterus luizaurus.
by serghei rugasky December 1, 2011
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hipsterm

A hipsterm is a word used by the hipster population - literally broken down, it's a "hipster term". Over time, these two words were slurred together often enough to form hipsterm.
"Man, that's so chillthy and rad. I'm gonna go listen to Bright Eyes."

"You and your hipsterms, man."
by Full Tank Hank November 7, 2011
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Hitsters

People who dress like Hipsters but listen to top 40 music.
Hitsters: Hey, did you see those cool non prescription glasses at Urban Outfitters?
Me: I thought Hipsters were annoying...
by Cammy100 January 1, 2013
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Hipsturd

Typically a trust-fund baby, someone who is deep in the throws of white suburban denial, longing to be viewed as different or special, so they grow a beard, start espousing recycled activist rhetoric, and get a series of meaningless tattoos and piercings, just to end up looking and sounding just like every other hipsturd. A real piece of shit.
Look at that guy over there in skinny jeans with a wallet chain and gauged ears smoking american spirits and talking about how this craft IPA tastes so much different than any other craft IPA. What a hipsturd.
by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015
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