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Williamston High School 

Somehow the best high school in the mid-michigan area. Despite being located in a small town full of conservative white people, it is known for having a large amount of LGBT students. The superintendent is paid way too much, and the school district as a whole is very understaffed. Williamston High School has made local news due to widespread vaping among the students, and widespread transphobia among the parents. The school is in a lot of debt and gets hand me down technology and furniture from neighboring school districts. The roof repair costs are endless and are probably driving the average tax payer to drink. Academic participation among the boys is low because they're all redditors. The students of Williamston often make fun of Okemos High School and Perry, which are just poorer versions of Williamston High School.
"Man, I heard that kid goes to Williamston High School! What a loser!"

"Isn't that where all the weed and vapes are?
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Harrison High School 

Harrison High School is a public high school in the west suburbs of Atlanta, GA. Their mascot is the Hoyas.

Over 75% of student is upper-middle class whites. Their mommies drive Cadillacs and pay for their many “needs” within technology, clothing, transportation, and alcohol/drugs/nicotine. Almost everybody here drives a Jeep, and hits puff bars in the 400 Hall bathroom daily. Flexing is considered to be a normal occurrence, and is often praised for making many want to kill themselves. Hoyas love to post on social media showing people how rich they are. The band kids here are on a whole different level of cult-like behavior, often slitting their wrists as “initiations”. Seniors desperately want to date freshmen, creating a never-ending cycle of whores generating each year; sophomores will sneak vodka in through metal water bottles. People go to Florida every weekend and especially during Spring Break’s annual “Great White Migration”. Many people here are homophobic, racist, sexist, and overall really mean-spirited people in an otherwise quiet and kind community. Students are organized into one of the following groups:

-Rich Football Players
-Marching Band Kids
-Overly Political Minors
-Drug Dealers
-Future Frat Boys
-Girls Who Care Way Too Much About Their Aesthetic
-Couples Who Grope Each Other In The Hall
-People Who Are Gay As A Trend
-Lifted Truck Drivers
-Kids Who Sit Alone Alone At Lunch To Make Others Feel Guilty
-The Normal Minority

GO HOYASSSSS!!!!!!
Ew, you go to Harrison High School? I heard that Hillgrove is so much better.

DeSoto High School 

(The Roblox One Not The Texas One) Flop, Ran by Pedophiles who Doxx, Trash School, Ghetto Students who fight whenever they want and glitch out of classes whenever they want, Owned by a toxic owner.
(The Roblox One Not The Texas One) DeSoto High School is a shit school to attend, and the students smell like horse shit, the staff look like pedos, the trolls look like caillou except a addition of a helmet on their head.

geneva high school 

-the best school in geneva county but there’s a lot gangs so watch what ya do just a warning!
aye don’t mess with the geneva high school fb team no cap they’ll beat yo ahh

Brewer High School

A bunch of pussies who try their hardest to act ghetto but all come from 2 story houses.
“Them Brewer High School kids are lame as fuck
Brewer High School by Yaboykank September 13, 2021

Milford High School 

What don’t you love about Milford high?

It has everything you need, too deans locking the bathroom doors from kids destroying showing there art skills on the walls, too kids pissing on floors.

Milford is the whitest trash in all of the huron district. Too girls hooking up until the school. And ofc you can’t forget the kids who have colored hair and are 300 pounds.

The best part is we have a very loving dean!
He loves the girls so much he even makes sure they’re ok. If you’re lucky enough he will even touch your shoulders a few times…
I saw a dude fingering his girlfriend at lunch, of course it’s at Milford Highschool.

Milford High School - A shitty place for kids to be forced to learn

chaparral high school

a ghetto school in scottsdale with rich kids who think they matter. most irrelevant people in the world.
“you go to chaparral high school?” “yeah” “i’m sorry”