Silly goober

Someone who is adorable but in a slightly autistic way

He is being such a silly goober.

by blazerodsss February 14, 2026

Spunk gobbler

A spunk gobbler is a woman who loves to gobble a man's spunk and does not care if he's got an STD

Person A) Anna has gobbled all my spunk. Person B) was she a spunk gobbler?. Person A) yeah she was, was a good girl and swallowed all my gonorrhea

by Iamahmuman2857w8q February 20, 2026

massive goober

A person who double majors in economics and history

I'm a double major, so massive goober basically.

by MassiveGoober86 December 8, 2025

Goofy Goober

ROCK

Spongebob: "I'M A GOOFY GOOBER"
Everyone else in existence: "ROCK!"

by skeptiql December 20, 2025

Granola Gobbler

n. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.

* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"

"No, out of my way granola gobbler"

* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."

"Hmm. You're a fucking granola gobbler"

* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were such a granola gobbler"

* "Granola gobbler!"

by anonymous January 17, 2026

boston ass gobler

When you insert a Jameson covered potato into an Irish girls anus and then get her to shit it out into her best friends mouth whilst she's sucking on your penis.

Dude I saw my gal last week and gave her the Boston ass gobler, she's wearing a nappy now!

by Dr Arse August 7, 2017

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020