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Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: CJ~Whoopty Is The Angel Number Three Hyundred And Forty Three.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025
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Three way noodle bowl

3 men and one woman take part in an act where the woman gives a blowjob to the men all at once.
I was pulled into a Three way noodle bowl the other day. Honestly seemed impossible to get all three in at once but it was kinda fun.
by Coressed_McNugget August 14, 2019
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Three dog

Black Country (And possibly rest of U.K.) slang for three litre bottle of dogshit booze the poors drink, usually frosty jacks or white lighting.
Giro’s come in, let’s get a three dog and go down the park.
by Poonslayer360 August 6, 2020
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Three Real

The expression of an applicable fact whenever the past, present, and future versions of you are all deliberately aligned in reality + truth.

Beyond a state of being “too real”.

This is true when you feel fully supported and guided by your higher self, beyond the 3rd/4th dimension.
If you only knew the synchronicity of what just happened…!!! Man, that was three realllll!

I’m three real. I know nothing else. Lemme alone.
by Another You December 27, 2021
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Three Way Blowout

The act of Cummings, shitting, and sneezing at the same time.
I almost died last night when that girl forced me into a Three Way Blowout
by Blowout Guru August 1, 2021
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