david cameron

the former tory prime minister whose own ego caused the downfall of the united kingdom by gambling his country's fate so he could get a majority and then ran away when it inevitably all went up in flames.

also he shagged a pig.

fuck david cameron!

by tape6 December 14, 2019

david austin

David Austin is the best ginger god in the world. Fit AF!!!!!!!!! DADDY!!! He is FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by A wee ginger prek April 22, 2018

david joshua

He's a good person with a good personality that will always be on your side no matter what

David Joshua is my friend

by Ali is awesome April 26, 2017

David Campoverde

Stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.

Ryan: Hey David Campoverde.
David: What?
Ryan: You are a stupid fucking idiot retard. Actually likes have sex with poop. Loves Edna. Also loves Gio. Has sex with Jacob Wise and Gio. Same goes for Beth Davis. Is a stupid idiot retard. Also fucks Wayne Arnold. Only plays fortnite to impress Edna.

by ShitAss123 October 27, 2019

David Smith

Charming and Funny. A David Smith is definately best friend material. He can be as smart as your college professor and as dumb as a bag of rocks sometimes. Making money is easy and can be depended on to save the day in a sticky situation. He snores and farts a lot and doesn't care. Never take him to a casino if you're financially failing. Loves copper and big bags of wonderfuls! Keep him.

....and the winner is David Smith, would you please make your way to the promotional desk and claim your prize.

by Ima Wayten January 17, 2021

David Ethan

when someone makes you stay awake no matter how badly you need to sleep

Man, i pulled a David Ethan to talk on facebook with a girl friend all night.

by Hintai January 1, 2012

David Bowie

A literal god. Better than Jesus. Perfectest of men. Absolutely flawless and extravagant.

Person 1: I like David Bowie
Person 2: marry me

by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020