Lisa is a char-crotch
by jeremy newton October 1, 2007
Get the char-crotchmug. A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.
As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.
by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024
Get the Crotch Rocketmug. The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
by DirtySanchezandhiscousinPedro June 26, 2021
Get the Country vanilla crotch rocketmug. This came from my coworker mishearing me say "doublewide garage".
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.
by manicpolarbear71 January 31, 2023
Get the doublewide crotchmug. When a male purposely adjusts his crotch in order to achieve the maximum amount of profile bulge required to initiate mating rituals with a female.
It’s embarrassing going to the pool with Chad because he keeps crotch fluffing just before he walks up to hot girls sitting at the edge of the pool.
by 8pablodiablo0 December 3, 2020
Get the crotch fluffmug. In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.
Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break
by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024
Get the hand-over-crotchmug. Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009
Get the Crotch Thermometermug.