When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.
Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.
by Tri-sarah Topless June 07, 2021
Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!
Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!
Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
by raisindisliker June 17, 2018
The act of spilling a beverage on someone in order to get close to someone you would like to know better and cleaning it off with your face.
You are in the break room and see that person you'd like to know. You grab a drink and accidentally spill it on this person. You start rubbing your face on the wet spots to help pick up the moisture. HR writes you up for having a "Crotch Seizure".
by The Sugar Queen February 07, 2009
"So I bought these blue Jeans from a vintage store, I'm playing Crotch Lotto by not washing them before I wear them."
by shannonjoshea October 26, 2013
The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.
by RVRGUY September 02, 2022
1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
by phroot February 04, 2014