carpetbagger

A girl who turns out to be worth dating. The opposite of a scalywag, a carpetbagger generally has a good sense of morals, esteem, and beauty that make her worth dating.

He got bagged by that carpetbagger.
Hell yeah . . . take her out dude! She's a definite carpetbagger.

by JordanP January 6, 2006

Carpet Cleaning

When a male shoves his face into a woman's crotch and eats the hairs and cleans the carpet.

Jack ate his mothers hairs. Carpet Cleaning

by Chickenwatermelon21 January 23, 2015

cape cod

A very annoying, creepy, stupid, or even extremely gay individual. Most likely one of the gayest people you may ever encounter.

That guy jerking off in the back of the bus is a total cape cod.

by J. Roy September 13, 2008

carpet sniffer

A carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

"Hey Tim, did you bang that milf?"
"Nah man, dat hoe's a carpet sniffer"

by Sc8rboi69420 October 2, 2017

Flying Carpet

An asian person who thinks they are English and doesn't know what malteasers are even though they own the corner shop

''look at that fucking flying carpet...what a sand monkey''

''what was that?? I got a whiff of curry''
''oh a flying carpet just went passed us''

by Twatalie the third August 7, 2007

caper

a one word question , used when one wishes to be informed with what another persons general plans are for the near future.
caper is often answered just as vaguely as the question itself.

Q. caper?
A. Jack.

Q. caper?
A. chillin.

by jimhend March 31, 2003

carpet stainer

A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.

We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.

by Don Karta November 5, 2007