Used to describe something that is insanely cold.
Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.
Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
Back in the day, witches were believed to be evil, i.e. "cold of heart." A witches left tit (or teat) is close to the heart, therefore a witches left tit is very cold.
Also used to describe an unusually mean or nasty person.
"Stop being cheap and turn up the thermostat, it's colder than a witches left tit in here."
Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.
"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."
Canadian toilet seats in the wintertime.
"Who doesn't love a basket of puppies dressed up like the cast of Harry Potter?! That person is as cold as a witches left tit."
by allaspiaggia January 16, 2013
Ex.
Becky (hoe) :*is walking around naked in 15 degree (F) weather*
Sally: “Aren’t you cold Becky”
Becky: “no, a hoe never gets cold”
Becky (hoe) :*is walking around naked in 15 degree (F) weather*
Sally: “Aren’t you cold Becky”
Becky: “no, a hoe never gets cold”
by karsrayye October 28, 2017
The way to describe the behavior of a bi-polar lover. Traditionally used when a great date with said individual is followed by an extremely bad or awkward date.
Joel: hey how was your date last night, you were really excited?
Brian: horrible we had a great time last week but last night she spent the whole date texting.
Joel: she is a total hot fish cold fish... get out now.
Brian: horrible we had a great time last week but last night she spent the whole date texting.
Joel: she is a total hot fish cold fish... get out now.
by Vincent84 October 05, 2009
A meme with multiple layers. The original dialogue is from the Sonic Boom cartoon. In the show, Dr. Eggman complains that his soup is cold and his salad is hot, then exclaims "How is that even possible!?". People soon found that the dialogue fits with the song "Red Sun" from Metal Gear Rising Revengence. They replaced the line "When the wind is low, and the fire is hot," with "The soup is cold, and the salad is hot!".
Eggman: The soup is cold and the salad is hot! How is that even possible!?
"When the soup is cold, and the salad is hot, the vulture waits to see what rots."
"When the soup is cold, and the salad is hot, the vulture waits to see what rots."
by Chess_The_Mut October 17, 2022
Antonio: aye homie, you got any pizza in the freezer I can take home?
Asif: no holmes, just some cold hard cash.
Asif: no holmes, just some cold hard cash.
by rhodeislandreptilian November 27, 2013
A spontaneously spewed catchy nickname given to Joe and Hunter Biden by Dolt 45 during a press conference with him and the Finnish President.
Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 03, 2019
The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
by Ricky Style February 21, 2007