Clue

an idiot
an annoying person

i can't believe you told him that, you clue!

by will December 11, 2003

Danger Close

Danger close is first performed by inserting anal beads into your partners butthole. Then when your partner is at the point of orgasming pull the anal beads out of her butthole quickly by the ring and kick them away by the ass screaming "FRAG OUT!"

Janet:"Yeah Jimmy and I did a Danger Close last night!"
Jolie:"Wow that's crazy!"
Janet:"Yeah! My ass hurts so bad!"

by Hajsksks September 3, 2016

close reading

Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.

I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.

by Luke T September 29, 2007

closeted psycho

A marine in training. A person who aspires to me a marine someday. A hardcore motherfucker who doesn't care about being uncivilized while having the ability of being civilized.

He hopes that he'll get drafted someday that loser is a closeted psycho who needs a reason to live and die.

by suicidalmofo April 3, 2010

hiphop closetpop

A hiphopster who listens to pop music but don't want anyone to know.

50Cent is a hiphop closetpop because he was listening to Mandy Moore.

by angkea som October 2, 2007

sucklingly close

TOO close for comfort! -close enough to get ones' lips on!

my dentist's new hygienist got sucklingly close to my face with her huge bazooms, giving me the spermers' BA-LEWS!!

his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!

the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!

by michael foolsley September 3, 2011

That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart

This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)

"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

by TastyComaWifey October 24, 2011