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Chris Jr

A child born form the balls of an Albanian shot putter who which at birth could pistol squat 995kg and bench 700kg whilst doing mathematic equations only Einstein could work out
I’m taking Chris Jr to Sushimania
by joshphelps24 November 3, 2021
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Chris Robertson

Come on scotter!! Normally found in his ICT suite this male is prayed on by all women for having such a good Scottish accent
by Malathyi October 7, 2021
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Chris Trepidation

Harry Style's illicit affair that he just can't seem to shake. Mentioned in the title track of his sophomore album, Fine Line, Trepidation is infamously clingy, yet closed off.
Louis: who the f*ck is Chris Trepidation

Harry: is chris a person? a place? an emotion? we'll never know
by crotchcracker September 24, 2021
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Chris E

Mf’s like that have the name Chris and have the starting letter of E are those dudes that are complete idiot, it’s like the idiot that you usually laugh at, but they got their heart in the right place, and they’ll be for you in a rough situation
Person 1: hey bro can you run any faster we gotta hurry
Chris E: Bro i can’t i’m sleep depressed
by Ifyoureadthisurgae June 3, 2021
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chris burrell

Chris is the best ginger around. They prioritize catching up on the technoblade streams, and then trying the new strats with his friends. if you ever want to go incognito, get a chris to help you. always make sure Chris writes down his passwords, because he’ll say “at least you still have your account” in a low grumble even after your death.
“Wow, I wish my boyfriend was Chris Burrell!”

I know right! Gingers are so cool!”
by kristinaisswag July 6, 2021
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Chris Wilson

The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.

The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.

Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?

Me: No, why?

Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022
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Maddie And Chris

A situationship/relationship were two people like each other but don’t want to commit and have no labels. They keep loyalty to each other besides there toxic past. They care for each other , put effort into there non exclusive relationship. They keep people out there business cause they know how they feel about each other behind the scenes. Basically just a defined situation-ship.
Mike: what type of relationship you have with that girl?

Ben: oh it’s basically like a Maddie and Chris situation
by #mads August 13, 2022
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