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Charlie Higson's Father's Payday 

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"
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Charlie the Tuna 

A guy who can't get laid. Based on a series of commercials back in the day,where the title character wanted to be hooked by Star-Kist but wasn't high enough quality.
sorry charlie sorry laid virgin no action star-kist Charlie the Tuna
Charlie the Tuna by unamuno April 17, 2014

charlie brown 

If you have a poop that is nutty and smells slightly like peanuts
Guy1: Dude I shit my self
Guy2: What type?
Guy1: The old fashion charlie brown
charlie brown by pixlepanda232 November 12, 2014

charlie sheen 

Another slang for and type of drug speed related.
I'm geeked up. I'm on that charlie sheen.
charlie sheen by batman8813 March 17, 2015

Charlie whip

To swing something, such as a bag, around your shoulder before throwing, or whipping, it.
I just charlie whipped this trashbag of dog shit into my neighbors yard for being an asshole
Charlie whip by Mlrbs870 June 29, 2015

charlie brown syndrome 

It refers to when someone talks and all you hear is wah wah, wah wah, wah wah. Like when an adult talked to Charlie Brown in the cartoon.
She talks so much I get Charlie Brown syndrome every time we have a conversation. I never hear a word she says.

charlie wildfire 

When have sexual intercourse the man lights the womans pubic hair on fire and cums on it to put it out
Oh man i nearly burned myself putting out that charlie wildfire.
charlie wildfire by Tgs45 February 2, 2016