Canadian Refrigerator

Coating your balls in Maple syrup and letting it solidify in the refrigerator.

"Me and Brian are going to do a Canadian Refrigerator for his Bachelor Party."

Canadian Refrigerator by troll2009 June 7, 2025

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Canadian Clockwise

It's just like clockwise, but it's Canadian; as shown on a Canadian clock

Let's rotate Canadian clockwise this time!
What's Canadian clockwise?
It's like Clockwise, but Canadian!

Canadian Clockwise by Jaraxin June 15, 2025

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Canadian flicker gooning

Canadian flicker gooning is a technique in which lumberjacks pour maple syrup on their dih and while straight up jorking it they use the tip of their axes so flick it. the technique is so effective that a boy named johnny Appleseed accidentally impregnated 20,000 people (including men) while using it

wanna go Canadian flicker gooning in the corner with me?

Canadian flicker gooning by garythegreat322342331 June 23, 2025

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Canadian Slide Whistle

A friendly blowjob with maple syrup. The receiver has to respond “sorry aboot that” when they reach climax.

Our honey moon in Niagara Falls was magical and my wife giving me a Canadian Slide Whistle was the cherry on top.

Canadian Slide Whistle by Wormothy69 June 28, 2025

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Canadian Snowball

Cutting of your friend’s ballsack and freezing them in a freezer, then throwing it at a random civilian or police officer

I’m gonna throw a Canadian Snowball at you

Canadian Snowball by Rensiballsack July 2, 2025

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Canadian Return

When a task is not only difficult but time consuming.

My boss wants me to do a Canadian Return by make a line by line spread sheet of a shipping container full of stuff going back to Canada. But wants every single item listed and it’s country or origin.

Canadian Return by Willy de Kent July 7, 2025

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Canadian Cudler

Dumbass American boy who cuddles with Canadian girls on VR

Jessica: I think tony is pretty cute, should I ask him out?
Tommy: nah don’t go for it he’s a total Canadian Cudler

Jessica: oh! Thanks for warning me

Canadian Cudler by WwPhrasesOfLife July 16, 2025