Russian Car Wash

When a guy is doing a girl in the ass, he cums in her and then the girl farts the cum right back onto his face.

Jim finally got back with his ex but she gave him Russian Car Wash as pay back

by Heavy T January 15, 2006

Ghetto car wash

Cleaning one's vehicle at a gas station by using the complementary squeegee and water.

I saw John at Chevron giving his ride a ghetto car wash after filling the tank.

by boratfan1 November 7, 2010

masturbation-fueled car

A car whose owner can only afford to run it by making regular donations to the sperm bank

Damn I just got caught by a speed camera and my fuel tank is empty and my insurance needs renewing. I calculate that to cover this cost I need to make 72 donations to the sperm bank. Or ask my boss for a payrise but that would involve less orgasms for me.

by Jigs got a passport February 19, 2004

masturbation-fueled car

A nice, if often oddly colored car, purchased and driven poorly by a dork that, quite correctly, thinks it is the only way in hell he might ever score a babe that might possibly be made hot in a glamor shot, if then.

Check out the tool in the masturbation-fueled car.

by Todd December 10, 2003

park the car in the garage

euphemism for intercourse

Clark has not parked the car in the garage yet. He's saving it for someone he really cares about

by guess who May 20, 2004

Unsolicited Car Boner

An erection achieved with out desire or known arousal while driving on a long road trip. Typically predicated by a long night of drinking and little sleep.

I was driving back from a weekend road trip when suddenly I got an unsolicited car boner and my buddy started laughing at me.

by lug33 March 17, 2010

Hoboken car wash

When any combination of 3 of more people (male(s) and or female(s)) urinate on someone while one of the them is brushing the person getting pee'd on. Much like a car wash.

Yo, she looks like a Russian hooker, think she's up for a Hoboken car wash?

by valorcco June 19, 2010