come today and buy some corn

Or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

Come today and buy some corn or we’ll sacrifice your newborn

by Randomguywastaken September 18, 2021

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oh come on!

oh come on! - mushroom (thats all)

"Oh come on!" - Ollie Smith (Mushroom)

star is a whale

by Slimy Tampons March 21, 2023

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Come Feet

To mean what you say. Similar to “put your money where your mouth is” or “talk the talk”

“I would come feet”

“You need to come feet”

by earthtoeve March 15, 2024

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eye scream come

When you get hit in the eye by your partner's come and scream.

Damn last night I got another eye scream come from Tanya, I have to start wearing sunglasses to bed.

by likit July 7, 2011

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Coming on the pipe

This refers to hitting the power band on a two stroke motorcycle nearly throwing you off the back.

Holy shit when I was coming on the pipe I nearly did a backflip.

by The o.g billy the fridge May 7, 2018

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Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

by Toilette March 30, 2015

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