Boner Mitten

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.

It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.

by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012

Boner Extinguisher

The ugly girl you stare at to get rid of a boner.

"Damn, just looking at that boner extinguisher made me soft."

"Man, that girls a total boner extinguisher."

by Supabetch September 6, 2013

cloner boner

The act of recreating the same boner from looking at the same pornagraphic sources

I only had a magazine so for a week I had to have a cloner boner

by Philbeick17 September 22, 2013

Boner mixer

A person who often mixes the f-word with other words any where in word or sentence to create new words/sentence of epic laugh.

absofuckinglutely instead of absolutely.

"shut the fuck up" instead of shut up.

Tim: Rebecca black sings so bad.
Trent: absofuckinglutely !!
Rebecca: Haters gonna hate boner mixer gonna mix...

by mark.robins210 July 24, 2012

Boner Dispenser

A person, usually female, that causes a males penis to become erect very quickly

amy is a boner dispenser.... ;p

by TheAlmightyBonerDispenser July 28, 2011

win boner

Having a powerful erection upon succeeding in something one passionately wants to.

After I beat my roomate in a thrilling triple overtime game of madden, I experienced quite a throbbing and persistent win boner.

by #winn November 3, 2011

boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after party. Everybody started going nuts

by A-FERRRRR October 4, 2011