Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.

Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?

by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024

Brandon Jacobson

He’s a really good friend. Brandon is really active and crazy in the best way possible. Even though he’s struggling through hardships, he still makes time for his friends. He knows how to make everyone laugh and have a good time. He’ll stay by your side his whole life.

Brandon Jacobson is a really funny person!

by Hello… July 23, 2021

Brandon

The opposite of a simp

“I’m not a simp, I’m a Brandon”

by hylialee June 30, 2021

Brandon Stephens

A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.

"Look at Brandon Stephens! He's SOOOOOOOO cool!"

by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018

Brandon Effect

Every image of a specific person looks different.

"See look, it's the Brandon Effect. He looks slightly different now in this picture."

by Bwatt130 June 30, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is amazing, can sing very well. Makes every man in the room jizz there pants so much, they die.

Omg I just cummed his name must have been Brandon

by Lollookdhxyyebdbx November 23, 2021

Brandon brazell

Brandon is a common name for a rim grazing, small, unathletic, dumb human that has no iq and is so cocky

Have you seen that Brandon brAzell he’s so trash

by Ari smith June 8, 2022