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Zoo Date

A person who has lots of pets that they leave in the room while they have sex. The pets are comfortable enough with the mingling that crawl around and on the bodies, and may even play with hanging body parts.
She better get those claws clipped soon. My balls are always bloody after our zoo dates.
by Old Man Duffy November 27, 2017
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ghetto date

"Girl, did he Take you on a Ghetto date? What did you do, chase ducks or sometin'?
by Queen of Dolphins November 30, 2017
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donut date

Getting rimmed soon after pooping so that the anus takes on the appearance of a chocolate donut.
Chris and Yamin are gonna have a donut date
by Dammit Lee! December 6, 2017
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Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting
Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.
by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018
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pizza date

Ordering a pizza and when it arrives, answering the door with no clothes on.
Let me just take off my clothes, readt for my pizza date before the dominos man knocks.
by Jd OvO February 28, 2018
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Dating a Donald

When you date a man who's desires to satisfy his own ego trumps your need to be considered and respected.
When you are dating a Donald, he might be so focused on himself that he won't open the car door or wait for you.
by The adventures of G-Girl February 28, 2017
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yellow coffee cup date

The moment, at your local diner when meeting a suspected blossoming friendship for an extra curricular activity for the first time, when the waiter randomly delivers two classic earthenware coffee cups to you and your friend whom you, again realize is this fabulous person, who most ardently believes in the universes general guidance, a coffee cup in her favorite color and you realize you will be friends forever.
Yesterday, I had a yellow coffee cup date with Malarie, we really understand each other.
by Svonperson March 10, 2017
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