I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

Can we ban this guy?

when someone says something so cringe they should be banned from the server

paul : i like femboys
panic : Can we ban this guy?
wifi : but he likes me...

by morbinmogus March 24, 2022

can you break it down

explain something , especially by dividing it into parts

That chart looks a little complicated. Can you break it down for me?

by TtㅅㅆㄷㄱㄷㄴTTeresa Oh March 23, 2017

can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.

<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*

by i love having no friends June 23, 2021

you can stop now

for a person to make something come to an end at this moment

me: name some vegetables
friend: carrot, onion, lettuce...
me: thanks
friend: ...green pepper, spinach broccoli
me: you can stop now

by 123random123 January 1, 2021

you can rock em

You wear it well

You would look good with Oakley sunglasses. You can rock em

by Jimmyshu March 5, 2014

i can move water

a way for someone to say im going to drown myself

“Want to see me move water?”
“I can move water, you want to see?”

by chachamami January 23, 2022