Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

3

Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE

by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023

The Hiroshima rice cooker

Ask an Asian bird to do some roleplaying in the bedroom, blindfold her, put rice in her snatch, pinch her flaps open to spread her hole, then press you asshole on her cunthole and drop a massive fart, then take off her blindfold and tell her all those little ricers didn't see that coming just like her ancestors at Hiroshima.

Bro, i made sushi with this asian chick last night, we used the Hiroshima rice cooker to make the rice, it made the sushi taste like shit.

by Douwntanal October 30, 2019

Rice Emperor

A drunk fucker:
A person who over drinks like an emperor and usually fucks people over. Rice is an idiom for fucking from the Chinese 炒飯 which can be used as both a verb (to fry rice) or a noun (fried rice.) It is used in China and Taiwan to mean sex or have sex.

Did you hear what Jamie did last night? He slashed his mother's tires. He's a real rice emperor.

by LastNameFirstName July 21, 2022

shrimpy rice

A literal god upon food.

Shrimpy rice tastes so god you shouldn’t eat it it has arises into sentience

by Shrimp rice October 16, 2021

Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

Rice Krispy Treat

A Rice Krispy Treat of weed and dab wax in a bowl pack that you are about to smoke.

i swear it’s like i jus smoked a rice krispy treat of weed and dab wax 🤤🍯

by fjanzjdnzjxhs July 31, 2021

Cheeses Rice

A Term Used In Lieu Of "Jesus Christ", Mainly Used In Public Places As To Not Offend Standbys Or Your Christian Friends !

Chad: Did you watch the X-Games last night ?

Chad 2: Your damn right i did, Did you see that sick run by Shawn Right . . .

Chad: Cheeses Rice that guy is simply amazing !

by JeddyB85 September 8, 2011