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Although he seems sweet enough at the beginning, he is really a HUGE dick. He picks his few favorite people and is a extremely rude to everyone else. Eastens are usually tall, very very lanky, and love basketball. Most people usually wish Eastens would just GO DIE and save ourselves the problem of having to live with him. If you are friends with an Easten, get away fast!!
Loren: I met a guy yesterday

Sara: What's his name?

Loren: Easten...

Sara: AHHHHH get away while you can!
by eastenhaters July 03, 2011
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