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Eastens are loving careing friends. He is usually quiet at first when you meet him but crazy as hell when you get to know. Eastens are super cute and sweet and very protective of the ones he loves. People love to come to Eastens for advice even when he is down in the dumps he will put his feelings aside to help somwone he cares about. Eastens are really good listeners and supports the ones he cares about.
Easten is always there for me when i need to talk to someone or need some advice.
Easten by DiddyKong2017 February 18, 2019
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Although he seems sweet enough at the beginning, he is really a HUGE dick. He picks his few favorite people and is a extremely rude to everyone else. Eastens are usually tall, very very lanky, and love basketball. Most people usually wish Eastens would just GO DIE and save ourselves the problem of having to live with him. If you are friends with an Easten, get away fast!!
Loren: I met a guy yesterday

Sara: What's his name?

Loren: Easten...

Sara: AHHHHH get away while you can!
Easten by eastenhaters July 5, 2011

Have you eaten rice yet? 

The phrase ‘have you eaten rice yet?’ is a social pleasantry used between friends and acquaintances along the same lines as saying ‘how are you?’ or ‘how’s it going?’ A person may respond, ‘eaten already’ or ‘not yet’. The phrase is another way of asking ‘have you eaten yet?’, but if the reply is ‘not yet’ there is every chance the two friends will end up eating together even if it’s just a quick snack.
A dialogue between two friends :

Boy: Have you eaten rice yet? (Typical greeting)
Girl: Yes, I’ve eaten. (Expected reply)
Boy: Where are you going? (The standard opening)
Girl: Over there! (Reply)
(Also a greeting couched like a question that requires no answer.)

Easton area middle school

Easton area middle school is a sexists,lowkey rasist, annoying ass school with fake people left and right, creepy teachers (me.bernside),and bitch ass principles. You’ll often feel the need to jump outta windows,and throw yourself in front of moving vehicles after attending Easton. People will often compare it to hell
Person one: I go to hell
Person two:Easton area middle school?
Person one:yea
Person two:yeah me to
Person one: let’s kill ourself

Person two:yeahh!!!

Easter high-five 

a special high-five used around the Easter season in which both high-fivers form an egg shape with their hands and clash the eggs together
Phil: Well, I think we deserve an Easter high-five.
Easter high-five by Ria G April 4, 2015

Mexican Easter Egg

A rolled up filthy diaper found in any public space other than a trash can.
I went to the grocery store and almost stepped on a Mexican Easter egg that someone threw in the parking lot.
Mexican Easter Egg by meltron2d2 November 15, 2011

help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.
Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!