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passing a test

The act of or concerning the need to pass a urine examination to see if it has illicit chemicals from previous engagements.
"I'm going to be passing a test soon to get this new job, hopefully."
"I'll piss in dat cup for chu son!"
passing a test
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Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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test

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test?
yea test.
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Friend test

The first time you bring a significant other around your friends to see what they think of him/her.
At first, I really liked her, but when she failed the friend test, I had to let her go.
by drkobra September 28, 2017
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Test

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by 1hd92hrs April 27, 2023
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Test

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by Flauschel June 8, 2017
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