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Chode

A fat but short shlong (penis)
You have a fat chode
by anonymous March 8, 2021
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Chode

Chloe has such a fat chode
Chloe gets mad bitches with her awesome chode
Chloe’s chode mogs all other chodes and dicks
by Sports net February 16, 2024
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chode lumps

Chode lumps: Noun
Lumps or wrinkles on ones #chode
1. What are chode lumps?

2. Wrinkles or lumps on a short fat cock!
by LiterallyWords April 18, 2018
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Chode

When a penis is wider than it is long
Laivy has a chode
by yayeet226 May 23, 2021
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Chode

A chode is a short and stubby penis OR a Wimpy, Nerdy, Malnourished, Gooning, Dimwit

If u are searching up the meaning of Chode you are too far gone
Winklefart: U-uh dude I walked up to this girl and when she said her name, I whimpered while combusting in my hot pink panties. She called me a chode that a good thing, right??
Cornelius: good god man, I'd take that to my grave.
by BeLikeCornelius143 December 29, 2024
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chode worm

An excessively fat and short worm, primarily found in the south. They only appear from the ground at night, may appear in an unfortunate soul’s pants. Usually 1-2 inches long.
“Look Daddy, I found a chode worm!”

I can see the chode worm through your pants
by mkmhs January 14, 2018
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Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode
Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!
by Praker September 25, 2017
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