chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.

My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.

by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020

Chode

A lil helper who wears lil holsters

Bro look at that lil chode over there in his lil holsters

by Char7 March 18, 2022

Chode.

A chode is someone who is lazy and full of bulls**t, otherwise know as James Hawthorne.

A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.

Excuse making is a big sign.

James Hawthorne is a chode.

by rock666er February 19, 2012

chode a lay hey who

The native call of Chode Island. Like a yodel but more chode; Chodel. One must be well versed in the way of the chode to use it

They chodelist let out his mating call… Chode a lay hey who. And just like that Chodey Foster appeared out of thin air.

by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022

Chode

A really short but thick penis

Have you seen george wood naked? He’s got a massive chode

by Thatonekidthatonetime October 30, 2019

chode ficker

A chode is a small penis and a ficker is some who flicks, A chode ficker is someone who flicks small penis

My friend is a chode ficker he flicks my chode every night

by stroker9138 October 1, 2023

Chode boy

A boy or mann that have a chode

You are a chode boy

by Lukasthelolg on snap November 10, 2019