Ninja Noob

A queen that everyone should definitely simp for and if not what's the point of your existence

Let me be your door mat Ninja Noob

by I live in New Jersey September 1, 2021

Ninja starfish

When you instantly flash your anus hole directly up close and personal blinding the camera. Take a few steps forward look back and wink.

While we attended the presidential election I ninja starfish the president when he went live .

by Floppey tripod January 15, 2023

Tim Ninja

Like a true friend he gives a shit 5% of the time, raises hell 30% of the time, and can piss you off 65% of the time. But good time,Promise

That guy is such a Tim Ninja

by TeeJ2319 July 2, 2021

Ninja-ed

Verb
1. Generally used in online gaming, describes the action of completly disspearing from someone's sight while fighting him. After the person dissapears, he generally owns the guy he dodged.

Holy crap dude! That guy just Ninja-ed me. WTF

by Hitokiri0Kenshin April 26, 2006

Shit Ninja

He who shits in close proximity to others without being noticed.

Guy 1: Who in the hell shit on my shoe?

Guy 2: Looks like we have a Shit Ninja on our hands!

by ksarmyguy December 22, 2008

Sneaky ninja

When a guy has another guy insert into his girl making her think that it is him, while he quietly slips out the door to wave at her thought the window outside

She was so confused after i pulled the sneaky ninja on her last night

by Joe Randall June 11, 2008

Forum Ninja

One of the low-lifes who monitor and manage the pitiable and pathetic bungie.net forums. These poseurs consider themselves ninjas for some unknown reason. They believe they have the ultimate power like in "Naruto" and are "1337 H4x025", when in actuality the are morbidly obese geeks who surf the "interweb" in their mother's basements. Forum Ninja's are pathetic excuses for human beings and need to be taught a lesson by real ninja's and deserve a shuriken to the juggular.

Just go to Bungie.net and get banned, whoever bans you is a forum ninja (pathetic moderator who thinks they are "bad ass".

by Icanhazreconz October 8, 2008