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Tennessee Taint Plow

An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.
Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.
by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024
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Tennessee Ladderjack

When a person climbs up to the top rung of a ladder and another person lays beneath while the person on top of the ladder shits into their mouth below
Climb up that ladder Frankie, and give me the ol’ Tennessee Ladderjack right now the hatch!
by GaryBridgewater April 6, 2024
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Tennessee Reindeer

After having a male ejaculate, the man or woman goes down, licks or sucks the remaining semen off of the penis, goes back up and tongue kisses the male in an attempt to get him to taste his own semen.
Dude, last night was wild. We made out pretty hard core for like 15 minutes, ended up getting laid, then got a Tennessee Reindeer. Tastes pretty sweet, i’d say.
by theboeing717 April 6, 2024
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Tenderloinitits

Also known as Tendonitis, when ones tendon becomes inflamed you end up with a case of the tenderloinitits
Boy my tenderloinitits is acting up today
by 69 BigPapa May 7, 2024
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Tennessee Tapeworm

1. The most secure shoelace knot, the Tennessee Tapeworm is quick to tie and never comes loose on its own but its slow to release and often causes the user to miss out on fun due to the obstruction caused by shoes inhibiting activities.

2. A sex act often performed by young adults at impromptu parties.
I missed out on all the fun because by the time I’d released the Tennessee Tapeworm, everyone was getting dressed and calling an Uber.
by Fastermouse May 19, 2024
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Tenderism

Derived from the word Terrorism, It is the ONE & ONLY religion allowed in the Tenderverse and is mandatory for ANY & ALL tender verse residents to worship. It consists of the Residents bowing down to Tenders and reading the Tenderbal to survive and keep them out of The Hole. Bad things will happen to the residents who don't abide by Tenderism.
Tenderverse Resident: "I don't like tenderism!"
Tenders: *Eats.* *throws into THE Brain Hole*
by FastAir May 20, 2024
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Tenderbal

By Definition: It is the ONE & ONLY religious script that all tenderverse residents use and worship by. Tenders WILL know if you miss a single day of Tendership.
Bobby Joe JR. (tiny ahh child resident) "I wanted to be aborted"
Mommy (fellow resident): "The Tenderbal says otherwise"
Tenders: *is watching them at all times*
by FastAir May 20, 2024
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