cigarette's time

The time it takes to smoke a cigarette. One cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke one cigarette. Two cigarette's time is the time it takes to smoke two cigarettes and so on.

Person 1: How long will it take until you get here?
Person 2: It shouldn't be longer than two cigarette's time.

by aludram July 12, 2010

Grant-time

grahnt-tahym noun: the act of masturbation.

He refused to open the door during Grant-time.

by American University December 21, 2008

tiny time

the act of masturbation on a schedule

Oh damn, it's 12:30 AM- It must be tiny time! Get out your porn!

by PowerPlayersChat April 9, 2007

scary times

these times are too scary for me

After my wife died and losing 100k in a glue factory investment, I am experiencing scary times, I might hang myself.

by scary times June 7, 2017

Alvin Time

When you arrive 10 - 20 minutes after the allotted time you gave a person.

Zo: "Ayyo I'ma be at yo place at 3:30, Alvin Time"
Brown: "Oh, so like at 3:50?"
Zo: "Ya"

by thedarkbrownman November 7, 2009

shoot time

In the hunting world, the time when legal shooting may commence. Usually one half before sunrise.

There was a Game Warden at my hunting spot, so I had to call and wake up my Dad to verify shoot time.

by steelheader March 26, 2008

Jackson Time

A situation, whereby a person is typically prone to, or is two-hours late for everything.

He's running on Jackson Time!

by ABF4239 June 12, 2011