Matt

Matt is a loyal guy he dosent like being bossed around.When Matt gets mad he totally its off the chart.

Hey do you think thats Matt?Friend:yes cause hes MAD OH NO

by Mat!!!!!!!!! March 9, 2023

matt and olivia

they are the best couple in the world and everyone wanna be em

“they are a perfect couple”
“must be matt and olivia”

by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021

Matt-oan

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!

Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

Matt

That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.

Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.

by Any matt is unbeatable November 22, 2021

Connor + Matt

A couple who do everything together including games and other forms of shit

"Hey Matt you wanna play Cards Against Humanity?"
"Only if Connor is Playing" -Matt
"Damn well Connor + Matt"

by NatsuDK November 19, 2018

Matt Mcgregor

Matt Mcgregors are the perfect dads and don't mind looking after the kids even if there not his. His driving is unmatched some call him paul walker truly a master of the dark arts. Matt Mcgregors often have a massive cock that he doesn't mind using on men or women. Matt Mcgregors are often known for being quite and considered the school shooter of the modern world.

"Omg hes such a Matt Mcgregor"
Matt Mcgregors palls out AK47 from back of the class

by Hotdawg29 January 25, 2022