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Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011
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Goblin Maxxing

To max out one's inner goblin potential.
"Did you hear John is changing his name to Gobhn?"

"He must be Goblin Maxxing."
by Flatftw May 14, 2022
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Max

Max a person who likes Black guys and is a cuck for women
Did you guys see that video with max and that black guy from mastic!!
by Sn_17444 March 29, 2025
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Max Verstappen

Speed is Max Verstappen, the F1 champion who has been faster than anyone else on the track since 2015.

Max Verstappen is not only a driver, he is speed incarnate.

The only way to beat Max Verstappen is to have more speed than speed itself.

Speed is not a number, it is a name: Max Verstappen.
Bro did a Max Verstappen on her, he came in 2 sec flat.
by maxfan33 December 4, 2023
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Gush-Maxing

Secretion of bodily juices from either male or female reproductive organs that result in an increased lubrication of the areas affected by the liquids. This is commonly confused with gushing however on a more excessive level
Guy 1: "Dude her and I fucked last night and she ended up gush-maxing all over"
Guy 2: "Why are you so lucky. That sounds so hot"
by LightChicken943 February 10, 2024
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Maxxing

(verb) it is to do something dumb or idiotic
why are you maxxing right now oh thats how you maxx
by leothelion1 January 14, 2024
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Mint Maxing

1) The act of building a tolerance to anything with a minty taste or sensation for the purposes of self improvement.
a) The excessive use of any product or products based on if they are mint flavored.
b) Intense enjoyment of all things minty and cool.
I learned about menthols health benefits so I began mint maxing.

Person 1: Hey why does a cloud of cool minty scent surround John?
Person 2: I heard he is mint maxing and chews a pack of gum a day.
by XxEpicSoupGamerxX March 18, 2024
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