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Raining like a horse

Adj. When it's raining fiercly and consistently.
Hey Jimbo don't go outside.
Why not Limbo
It's raining like a horse out there!
by JacksonHursh January 7, 2012
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When you're on a horse

A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.
Luke: When you're on a horse

*proceeds to shit uncontrollably"
by Gore finger February 2, 2022
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Windsor Horse Rangers

A place to meet horrible ppl that cling to u for the rest of ur life. I warn you, do not go here as you will be stuck with them on calls at 1 in the morning. instead befriend the cat.

THE CAT IS DEAD

(i killed it)
do not go to Windsor Horse Rangers. It will end your life...
by Emilyxoxo March 5, 2022
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Giant Horse Vagina

A moustache is sometimes called a Giant Horse Vagina, due to it's utterly close resemblance to an actual horse's vagina. Moustaches also go by a few other names, such as Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers. First used by Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
Meg: OMG Peter, What's on your face???
Peter: Meg, it goes by many names, soup strainer, lip whiskers, and until very recently, giant horse vagina, but I prefer the term moustache.
Wife: ooh, I think it's sexy!
by CrazyIceCR3AM March 6, 2021
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beat the third horse

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
by J.Demosa March 29, 2017
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hawaiian horse tail

a sexual fetish in which someone inserts the handle of a whip in their anus, and deep throats a long cylindrical slab of pineapple. At this point, the "horse" attempts to inflict pleasurable pain upon their partner or partners while wildly thrashing around.
Co-worker: what happened last weekend, your face looks like a mess?
Me: my wife is surprisingly nimble in performing the hawaiian horse tail.
by JDMLOWLIFE October 10, 2018
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Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.
Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
by afi GR October 21, 2010
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