dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

We did a thing

An social media introduction from someone’s mom who’s old for TikTok, utilized in the form a an announcement

So, we did a thing and got matching tattoos!

Ok y’all so we did a thing yesterday …..💍

by Honorsfromthesky January 7, 2022

Hate stranger things day

if this is YOUR birthday then you probaly HATE Stranger Things

you “ugh i hate stranger things”
friend “thats because you’re born on Hate stranger things day”

by thascooper January 11, 2020

Ambiguous Thing

Someone who snuck onto the earth and because of that research needs to be done on the thing immediately. the thing is not special whatsoever

"have you seen that girl over there."
"Yes! What an ambiguous thing"

by speicalzzzzz October 23, 2023

kicking things around

Looking for new ideas

I am working on a new project and have been kicking things around in order to come up with new ideas.

by RCPBubbles December 26, 2016

glow thing

FBI or NSA agent aka professional stalker

"shit bro i think i have one of those glow things on my phone it keeps messing up"

by darfefe24 February 7, 2022

.9.Ana's Damned Thing.9.

.9.Ana's Damned Thing.9.

.9.Ana's Damned Thing.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 31, 2025