Team Glamour Puss

Women whom are lucky enough to be born with the elite "pristine" vagina which many women opt to obtain through surgical procedures, which noticeably lacks saggy or meat curtains, "roast beef", "brisket", or "Philly Cheese-steak".

Women who have such surgeries done (labiaplasty) are socially said to have "joined Team Glamour Puss".

Women who fall under the category of Team Glamour Puss have vaginas with physical appearance that most people are comfortable with. While ugly and unpleasant vaginas may be in the majority, these are the ones men (and lesbians dream about while they are pounding and daring to muff dive in the ugly ones.
Thoughts of Female Watching Porn: "This porno is lame, the guy is hot but I'm too distracted by the unsightly appearance of his female co-star's meat curtains to enjoy his techniques... I'm so glad I'm Team Glamour Puss!!!"

Exclamation: "Team Glamour Puss For The Win!!!"
by TGPFTW September 27, 2011
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Tag Team Thread

A Tag Team Thread or Triple T is when a person on Yelp with no review starts a thread requesting a service or restaurant and another Yelper with no reviews posts the answer with the sole purpose of backhanded advertising on the threads.

This term was derived by Carla L of the Miami Yelp Flelpers
Yelper #1 "Hi everyone! Does anyone know where I can find the best prices for the BEST wedding photographer in the metropolitan area who really cares about their customers?"

Yelper #2 "WELL, I just happened to get married last week and used XYZ and my oh, my their prices were stellar, their service on time and perfect and they even threw in a free mani and pedi for my pooch Jacomo! Just call X at 786 555 1212, or go to their website www.(blank).com and tell them I sent you and get a $50 discount!"

Yelper #3 "Hey guys did anyone notice this is a Tag Team Thread or TripleT?"
by Ms. Deo January 18, 2010
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twerk team captain

A white chick that thinks she can twerk better than a black chick
Look at beth she thinks shes the twerk team captain "YOU WHITE"
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SEAL Team Six

(v): to go ballistic on, get crazy with, destroy, or be a general badass
man, i brought that chick home last night and went SEAL team Six on her ass" or "man, that chicken head got so slobbery on my knob that I Seal Team Sixed her right in the face!" or "my car broke down for the last time, I'm gonna go SEAL Team Six on that shit!
by mobettermeatymeatsheros May 09, 2011
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Seal Team Six

They are both the most intelligent and moronic squad to walk the earth.
Seal Team Six is a squad of oxymorons.
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plays for both team

She plays for both teams.
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Oakton Dance Team

alright first of all...whoever wrote that up there is all wrong.we have the best dance team around(and yes theyre amazing dancers that go to freakin nationals every year what other sport at oakton does that?)I idolize all those pretty girls that get to dance with all the hot football players in front of the whole school!I know most of them and really they're some of the nicest girls i know..and just because every single one might not be perfect doesn't mean we should give that reputation to the entire team.whoever wrote that up there is most likely just jealous cause basically the whole school loves the girls on dance team...and they should!and whats so wrong with "mmack"?its just another group of best friends like "slackk" or "lacken" that just happens to be all part of dance team.I think dance team get some credit...cause yah just like that other person said-their season basically does run all year long and probably takes up alot of time.and who knows..dance team could be harder than all the other oakton sports...maybe they're just better at liking what they do
"the oakton dance team doesn't get as much recognition as they should"
"definitely"
by adsfasdfasdf May 04, 2005
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