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Chef Don’t Judge

Chef Don’t Judge

Instead of making a joke or slander at someone’s actions or choices you choose to say “Chef Don’t Judge”

Originating for the 2010s Chef Boyardee commercials where the Chef on the can sees someone dancing in the kitchen as if no one was watching and proceeds to say “Chef Don’t Judge”
“Dang can you believe Chris has a foot fetish?! That’s disgusting.”

“Hey man the chef don’t judge.”
by Thegonzo25 December 6, 2021
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Don’t nobody want no used cookies

Don’t nobody want used bitch
John :I fw yo ex bro
Anoni:bitch don’t nobody want no used cookies
by K4K bill April 20, 2022
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Phrase from Mobb Deep’s “Shook One’s Pt. II” 1995, meaning that you are either a crook (thief) or you aren’t

What Mobb Deep is referring to as halfway crooks are rappers who act hard but really aren’t
“Scared to death and scared to look, they shook, ‘cause no ain’t no such things as halfway crooks
by EminemONTOP June 8, 2022
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I don't even, I can't even

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.
Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."
by mrperson123 August 11, 2017
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You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!

A way of telling someone on a forum or other discussion that you disagree with them and their argument is so without merit you don't even need to put up a counter argument.
You can't shoot me, I'm AIDS!
by bionixcommand June 28, 2010
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can't win for losing

A phrase meaning that things would be going great for you if they weren't going so badly.
"Well, my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, I got fired from my job, I went to grab some fast food to make myself feel better and on the drive back I got a flat tire, and when I finally get home I realize they screwed up my order."
"Damn, you can't win for losing."
by Kraas March 5, 2008
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I've fallen, and I can't get up!

Popular catch phrase in the 1980's which was the result of a popular TV commercial for a medical emergency service that targeted the elderly.

The commercial featured a blue haired, pre-historic woman, dishoveled and lying at the foot of the stairs. She presses her emergency call button that is located on a necklace around her wrinkly old head and shouts:

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"
huband: "Bitch, where's my sandwich?"
wife: "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
husband: "You didn't answer my goddamn question!"
wife: "I think I broke my hip."
husband: "I'll break your other freakin' hip if I don't get my sandwich now!"
by Bill2455 December 23, 2005
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