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blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!
by Bobby the Bug Man October 5, 2020
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Surprise Eject

A Surprise Eject is the act where your genetically male sex partner and you have made an agreement to warn the giver of oral stimulation, before ejaculating. However, then so encumbered by the pleasure, ejecting around the facial area without a warning.
Friend: ''Don't you warn her first before you glaze her face?''
You: ''Sometimes you can't say the word and then PFFRRT''
Friend: ''You Surprise Ejected her?''
You: ''Is that how you call it?!''
by GregoryFerdinandMaleMaleFemale September 29, 2017
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The Spikey Surprise

When your getting sucked off you say close your eyes and then you pull out of there mouth and stick a cactus in
I gave Kim The Spikey Surprise last night I'm now banned from getting blowjobs
by Surprise giver March 23, 2021
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Rainbow Kitten Surprise

When a lick to the face turns into a scratch.

When you come in hot but they come in hotter.

When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.
Kyle: “I saw a baddie across the bar and went up to say hi.”

Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”

Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”

Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise
by Word Flirt October 7, 2025
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oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"
How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016
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surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.
"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."
by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019
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Landscapers surprise

The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.
Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.
by Treetarded February 21, 2025
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