No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.

No alarms and No Surprises, please.

by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021

The Green Surprise

grinch with his dick out riding a candy cane dildo. Made by Javon Speller, vonnnnster on twitch

bro did u see Von made the green surprise 2?

by Vonnnnny May 3, 2024

Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.

After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”

by Deckard253x May 20, 2020

Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.

guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!

by james_m October 29, 2014

Shanghai Surprise

When one of two people makes a fist, inserts the fist in the other persons ass, then opens their fist to make spirit fingers while hand is their ass.

'Christine was obsessed with anal sex, more so getting a 'Shanghai Surprise'"

by ViolentlyHappy726 May 8, 2016

Peyton surprise

When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome

“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”

by The Creamster May 18, 2024

Vermin Surprise

When you go out with a bang "literally". Having a homemade nuclear device set to go off when you die. Extra points if Vermin Supreme takes your guns and gives you something bigger.

Zach really went out with a Vermin Surprise. Yeah what a dick head he killed my grandma in that blast.

by Vermin Suprise July 14, 2024