by capt. sava hoe aka flava flava August 11, 2010
Get the gook surprise mug.When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”
by Mc speedy June 10, 2020
Get the Danger noodle surprise mug.A manmade soda made from a mixture of male seamen and any type of cola by any man with a girl friend or wife. Then this drink is given to the male's partner with the partner not yet knowing there is cum in her drink. After drinking some of it, the woman should be suprised.
by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009
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to shit in a friend or foe's toilet without flushing. Leaving it to be found by the next unlucky soul. Prefereably at the point once discovered, the poo will have deteriorated into a cloudy substance which upon departiculation after initial flushing will release maximum odor.
by T3n5oR October 15, 2008
Get the Shanghai surprise mug.When getting a girl doggy-style, slipping it in her ass without warning; named because its really mean, and one hell of a surprise!
by Sam February 22, 2003
Get the mean surprise mug.Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.
Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.
Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.
"Dude, how'd you break your thumb?"
"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."
"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."
"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."
"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."
by TheFotios July 16, 2008
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