Magic Sock World

1. That place where all the god damn lost socks go
2. A pit-less vortex
3. Amanda Engstrom

Billy's pride got sucked into the Magic Sock World when some chick wouldn't give him head.

by Chinchilla Chick November 22, 2010

Crusty jizz sock

When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see

I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed

by Chris Fleming September 15, 2019

tube sock pussy

Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.

Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.

by 23rd Chromosome April 11, 2016

date sock

Sock you masturbate in which you masturbate into

Date sock sock date

by Brandon Wisely January 21, 2015

pack socks

This means you're always prepared. You roll ready for whatever.

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go to the club, but you didn't bring your I.D.
Guy 2: Yo, you know I pack socks. (I.e., I'm always prepared.)

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go down to the lake and swim, but you don't have any swimming trunks.
Guy 2: Yo, I pack socks. (I.e., my trunks are in the car.)

by Teedubbs July 4, 2009

Bum socks

Socks for your Bum

"How the fuck do you wear bum socks on your bum?"

"fucking asstarts masterbation!"

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

sock a bitch

When you wanna beat someones ass for throwing shade, but you have no viable weapon. So you use the sock from your own foot to kick their ass.

Person 1- "Hey, Person 3 has been saying shit behind your back."
Person 2- "Wait, the fuck? I'll sock a bitch."

by NotSnowXD December 21, 2017