tube sock pussy

Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.

Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.

by 23rd Chromosome April 11, 2016

your socks are untied

basically a stupid ass thing that people say to each other in school to make another person think their shoes are untied but they say socks instead.

douche: excuse me, your socks are untied.

moron ass bitch: *looks down at shoes*

by kdkktnen March 25, 2022

Magic Sock World

1. That place where all the god damn lost socks go
2. A pit-less vortex
3. Amanda Engstrom

Billy's pride got sucked into the Magic Sock World when some chick wouldn't give him head.

by Chinchilla Chick November 22, 2010

sock a bitch

When you wanna beat someones ass for throwing shade, but you have no viable weapon. So you use the sock from your own foot to kick their ass.

Person 1- "Hey, Person 3 has been saying shit behind your back."
Person 2- "Wait, the fuck? I'll sock a bitch."

by NotSnowXD December 21, 2017

Sock Slug

To Take the base of your used condom between your thumb and your forefinger before slapping someone across the face with it. The condom should then stick to the victims face for a couple of seconds before dropping and hopefully spilling cold spunk down the victims face and body,

'That fucking whore made be blow by beans too quickly but I showed her! I pulled out, ripped the jonny off and sock slugged the fat slut!'

by davetothegrind January 31, 2009

Bum socks

Socks for your Bum

"How the fuck do you wear bum socks on your bum?"

"fucking asstarts masterbation!"

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

pack socks

This means you're always prepared. You roll ready for whatever.

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go to the club, but you didn't bring your I.D.
Guy 2: Yo, you know I pack socks. (I.e., I'm always prepared.)

Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go down to the lake and swim, but you don't have any swimming trunks.
Guy 2: Yo, I pack socks. (I.e., my trunks are in the car.)

by Teedubbs July 4, 2009