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I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.
Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"
by jerilds April 25, 2024
mugGet the I'm stoned cause I'm rock hardmug.

Stone Bone

An erection achieved while high on marijuana
"Babe I have a massive Stone Bone right now lmao" Dom texted to his girlfriend
by Snowcial October 7, 2017
mugGet the Stone Bonemug.

stoned-otone

Seen any time Bob Dylan opens his mouth. It is similar to monitor on, but performed by one who is stoned to the point of not being able to not sound stoned.
Have you heard Wagon Wheel? Whether Old Crow Medicine Show, or Darius Rucker, at least if you ignore Bob Dylan it isn’t in stoned-otone, it’s romantic.
by Steven Mister-E February 6, 2023
mugGet the stoned-otonemug.

stoned santa

The best place to get Personalized handmade gifts and string art and all forms of personalized gifting done. Stoned Santa is the holy mecca for getting handmade gifts for you and your loved ones.
I just got my perfect Gift from Stoned Santa.
by trippyentrepreneur July 9, 2019
mugGet the stoned santamug.

McKenna Stone

McKenna is a very loyal person and would do anything for anyone. She can always make someone laugh and put them in a good mood while talking to her. She can also seem mean when you first look at her but when you get to know her she will always have your back. She is also a walking model. She has beautiful red hair blue eyes, and a pretty smile. Find a friend like McKenna. You wont regret it
McKenna Stone is an amamzing friend
by goldhairdontcare July 30, 2019
mugGet the McKenna Stonemug.

colon stones

Solidified blockages, a combination of shit, iron, and various unwanted nutrients, within the colon.
I haven't shit in a week. I think I have colon stones.
by Scrum nugget September 21, 2016
mugGet the colon stonesmug.

moses stone

Is fucking badass & calls Mexicans MOJos and Wet Backs
by Carrie Underwood11 November 25, 2013
mugGet the moses stonemug.

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