sad beige mom

A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."

She's such a sad beige mom.

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le April 7, 2024

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Sad beige mom

A sad beige Mom is a woman (usually millennial) who does not let her kids have color, *for the sake of an aesthetic.* There are variations of the sad beige mom, there are sad white moms and grey moms too. Basically everything in their house from clothes to furniture and walls are shades of beige (or white and grey) simply because they like the look of it. The kids are literally experiencing sensory depravation in their own homes. All for the sake of someone’s house looking like a pintrest board.

Hey, did you know (name) was a Sad beige mom?

What the hell, I feel bad for her kids

by WildWildInterwebz May 2, 2024

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Sadness

Sadness is a very depressing thought. It is so depressing that it sometimes makes people cry then need a theripist. It is a whole bunch of feelings and your about to explode. I get like that a lot, but sometimes it's good to let out your feelings. If you have really good people that you can trust and give them and talk to them about those feelings that you have.

Amelia Earheart- " Hey, Sophie, I'm felling very sad today." (Starts crying)

Sophie Turner - "Amelia it's okay, talk to me and we'll figure it out. The sadness will go away eventually."

by The AMAZING MEESSTER May 19, 2024

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Sad Gilmore

When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.

Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.

by Munty Jelqmore May 23, 2024

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