rusty rake

After you take a shit, if you drop your hairbrush in the toilet before flushing from that day on it's considered a Rusty Rake.

I think that bitch lent me a Rusty Rake now my hair smells like shit.

by R.C. Christian November 23, 2014

Rusty Crump

R. Crump - new age term used for a shitty anus... Enjoy

I got a rusty Crump!!!!!!!!!

by CrumpFiend March 12, 2010

Rusty Parsnip

A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.

"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."

"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."

"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"

"Get ready,babe."

"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."

"Take it,сука."

"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"

*Screams of vegetable pleasure*

"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."

"Take a bite,while I get wet."

*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*

"How does it taste,Vlad?"

"Fucking grim."

by ado4 February 22, 2015

Rusty Venture

Its when you jack off so hard and fast that your dick turns red and is sore.

Dude, I need to find a chick. Last night I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by Alec Wallace November 24, 2010

rusty trump

When you shit on someones chest, and smear it around with your shitty toupee.

Dude why are you bald? Man I gave this chick a "rusty Trump" last night and now i need a new toupee.

by Ill_padre February 12, 2018

rusty potato

A sweat baked potato. It's rusty because of the color of the potato.

"That was a delicious rusty potato, you're a great cook!"

by RedScum August 23, 2017

Rusty Trombone

The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.

I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.

by Bigdickenergy13 May 19, 2019