Painters high

Kinda like a runners high but with painting. As soon as a painter opens a tube of paint and smell the paint they get metaphorically "high"

I love getting that painters high as soon as I start painting"

by Little_bear29 September 25, 2014

Pant pudding

When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.

Oops!! Does anyone want a fresh serving of pant pudding?

by White boy thug July 26, 2015

Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.

Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!

by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016

painting the white roses red

Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.

Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"

by Hippoguru September 16, 2016

Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.

Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.

by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016

pant weasel

When you can see the outline of a mans manhood through his pants and it looks like a weasel in his pants. Often implying said manhood is larger than average

Whoa, check out John's pant weasel, I think he needs bigger pants.

by JaketheSnake79 June 5, 2016

Paint the Baby

a term used to describe the act of smoking illegal herbs whilst pregnant. the baby is "painted". more commonly used to explain that you are very very high.

"are you baked as a cake?"
"man...i'ma paint the baby"

by ianimo May 23, 2016